Fat Bottomed Girls

Today, I want to express my appreciation for the fuller-figured girls.  You've probably heard the joke, "How's a fat girl like a moped?  They're fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you."

There will come a day when you can only wish you had a fat girl to ride.

Well, I'll admit, I like a girl with some curves on her.  I don't necessarily mean obese ladies, but girls with round, plump curves.  Girls with soft, curvy bodies are fun.  

Experts still debate whether or not they are also ticklish.

I've had the pleasure to know many sexy, curvy ladies, and it's a shame that most of them go through life hating themselves because they think of themselves as impossibly fat.  They aren't, really, and we know that, but you can never convince them otherwise.

What I find really depressing is, they often reach this emotional place where they feel, since they can just never, ever be perfect, they might as well not even try anymore.  Which is awful, because in a very short time, an extra 15 pounds turns into an extra 50.  Then it's time to break out the sweatpants, cut your hair short, and throw the make-up away.  It's tragic, really, because all I can think is, those big, round contours of yours were so awesome, and you threw them away because you didn't appreciate how incredibly sexy they were!

Fact:  cock has fewer calories than ice cream.

I've decided that once I've completed my awesome Steampunk TG Raygun (and I promise, this will happen--right now I'm still on step 1:  Learn "Science"), that it will absolutely have multiple settings.  As promised, I will hunt you sexy bitches down, one by one.  But now, you'll have to go through a 6-month orientation as a "curvy" girl.  Of course, some of you will be absolutely thrilled with that, and won't care if you never get transformed again.  

You'll easily lose weight by following this diet plan.

I've made another video for you, to honor all the awesome curvy girls out there:


http://www.4shared.com/video/wHSx8YxN/fatbottom.html