Not such a good idea after all

I like to look at porn on the internet.  You may have heard of people doing that, or perhaps you haven't; it's a fairly obscure hobby.  I particularly like photos of women sucking cock.  I'll often save the photos I like best.  In my recent browsing, I came across the following image, and decided to share it with you.

Now, in case you didn't notice, look at the photo from a different angle:

What the Hell?  His dick has "Poison" tattooed on it.  Just how is that a good idea, exactly?

Because it's tasty and irresistible?

In the first place, tattoos don't belong on your dick, I don't care how "edgy" and "hardcore" you profess to be.  Secondly, poison--really?  Really?  Did he consider that most people's reaction to poison is, "don't get near it?"

To be fair, though, "Poison" is also synonymous with "Suck."

So I've taken a few more of my favorite cock-sucking pictures and altered them to feature a few more things that should not be tattooed on a dick.